John Heyman is a 14 year old Girl

John Heyman of si.com continues in the running for world’s dumbest man. He apparently watched a Nationals game and this is what he had to say, “And by the way, after watching the Nats the other day, it looked like a couple of their players thought they were representing not the Nats but the Fats.” Is that all he noticed? That Dmitri Young and Ronnie Belliard aren’t the most in shape people. They are bench players who are only playing every day due to injury, but they are also stepping it up. Both have good batting averages and some clutch hitting. Heyman just doesn’t like the Nationals. In fact he hates them so much that this is all he noticed. If he did watch them in the last week he would have seen the starting pitchers pitching 32.33 innings with an ERA of 1.67. That is far above his doom and gloom predications. So since he can’t bash the starting pitching he has to go after the position players. Since they didn’t do enough wrong for him to bash them based on baseball he just calls them fat. John Heyman is an emo kid that can’t insult someone creatively. He has the brain of a 14 year old girl and I bet she was glad to get rid of it.